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I don’t have my good keyboard. For some reason or another, my good one was stolen, and now I have to use the one from the iMac we use for SimCity. The keys are all pasty and sticky.

I just found this site where it can generate random words, phrases, sentences and paragraphs.

I ‘ll show you a couple examples of the paragraph generator. Just so you know, to make a paragraph you have to put in a main subject and a secondary subject into the generator..

The method busts a mortal toe. Mr. Skonecki kids around keyboards. Will Mr. Skonecki starve against keyboards? Mr. Skonecki alarms the faithful past a luck. The qualifying member steams above the editorial paperback. Your fiddle rephrases the psychologist sympathy.
(Mr. Skonecki and keyboards)

Sports blankets the door. The irate reform seals the mistake below a waking taste. Sports slaves! Chairs changes in an ordered crossroad. The circulating boredom calls the controlling overlord. Below chairs argues a secretary.
(sports and chairs)

Can Matthew wed into the adopted officer? The expecting spectrum scratches Richard around a singing loophole. Matthew swims the tutorial next to the public. After Richard spits Matthew.
(Matthew and Richard)

http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspx